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noun
1. Complete and total rip-off
2. Preinstalled HP laptop virus
3. Spyware denied and designed to be so by manufacturer
4. Source of exhaustive frustration for HP users

Comes preinstalled in HP laptops. Try to uninstall it I dare you! You will end up with laptop mush. You will spend hours trying to fix your computer because it will try to reinstall itself after you thought you'd gotten rid of it. Funny, if it isn't a virus why does it act like one, huh HP? Hp has known for at least a year that this is a major problem. Their solution, ask you for $19.95 to fix it. Yes, they want YOU to pay to fix a virus that THEY put on your expensive equipment.
Even people who actually use it to download movies have problems. Don't bother fixing the laptop...return it and buy from another company.
1. The american people got vongoed by prewar intelligence.
2. Do you want to hate your laptop so much that you shove
it a against a wall so you can feel the release of seeing it break into a million pieces? Then, Vongo baby!
3. Vongo sucks like a baby (with all it's teeth) on a nipple after 3 days of hunger.
vongo by marie milfort June 26, 2007
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A portmanteau of the words VOTE and DONATE, used to describe the process of voting in a Gitcoin Quadratic funding round. In a QF round, you can VOTE for public goods projects you believe deserve to be funded by DONATING as little as $1 to them. (This eliminates most SPAM and vote-botting, and also sets a minimum bar of conviction.) Your pledge is then matched by larger corporate and organizational donors using an algorithm that rewards breadth of support over individual donations. In other words, a $1 VONATION can result in many times that amount of funding being provided to organizations who need it.
If you would like to support our initiative of organizing community beach cleanups in Honduras, please vonate to our project on grants.gitcoin.co today.
Vonate by Toady Hawk August 23, 2023

Ali Vongsathian 

Ali Vongsathian (born October 6, 1992) is an American businessman, entrepreneur and former professional esports competitor. He is the founder and CEO of the active-wear apparel brand Lift Squad Apparel. He is the chairman of a privately-held non-profit organization based in San Diego, California.

Vongsathian began his non-profit organization as a hobby in 2007 during his freshmen year in high school at the age of 15. He was hosting competitive tournaments and charity events online as a hobby. He received an approximate annual revenue of 50,000 a year alone from PayPal subscriptions and donations from his online gaming services. He eventually filed for a non-profit gaming community at the age of 21 and dropped out of college to pursue his business ventures. He was also a former competitive esports athlete who played professionally in CS: GO and League of Legends in 2012.

He is also known for excessive trolling on popular stream channels on Twitch in Fortnite and PUGB.
Ali Vongsathian is an American-entrepreneur, professional esports athlete and businessperson.
Ali Vongsathian is an american-entrepreneur, professional esports athlete and businessperson.
Ali Vongsathian by SMI Group October 24, 2018
the awesomest black girl with amazing attitude and black powers. talks about her boobs alot. also likes chicken and cheese.
A: OMG that girl is gangsta!
B: that's vonnae
vonnae by Fredicus Flanderson March 31, 2010
The process of leaving a Bills game early, to avoid either the traffic or the humiliation.
Mikey: "Dude, I'm done my last beer and this game is getting outta hand, whatcha wanna do?"
Jeffer: "Shit man, you're right, let's Vontae"
Vontae by KPMarshall September 18, 2018
A person whohas the greatest personality ever! Vonda is contagious, always the life of the party. She is outspoken but never obnoxious or overbearing. She is fiercely loyal to her friends, but don't piss her off; she can be vindictive and has been reported as having a temper, but only if provoked. Has the best booty you've ever seen. Former Miss America, Vonda Van Dyke
Did you see her ass?
Yeah, Vonda's got a motor in the back of her Honda!
vonda by v a April 22, 2011