A curse word you use when someone misplaces your baby. Yes it is an actual curse word.
It was right after we delivered it..I, uh, went out to grab a bite to eat, I forgot I had him with me. Then I met some friend's for a beer, went to a Bodine's concert, and, son of a vondruke, if I didn't leave him at the concert hall. Thank god they had him, the next day at lost and found. Then I just flat out lost him.
A person whohas the greatest personality ever! Vonda is contagious, always the life of the party. She is outspoken but never obnoxious or overbearing. She is fiercely loyal to her friends, but don't piss her off; she can be vindictive and has been reported as having a temper, but only if provoked. Has the best booty you've ever seen. Former Miss America, Vonda Van Dyke
Did you see her ass?
Yeah, Vonda's got a motor in the back of her Honda!
Vonda is superfunny. She can get really moody sometimes. She always talks about her vitamin D. Her favorite word is the F word.
Vonda: "the sun makes you happy, you get your vitamin D from the sun. Sense it always rains here we don't get of vitamin D. So the doctor said we need to take vitamin D so we can be happier."
Vondran: Totally awesome and resoudingly bad ass. To be one with awesomeness. To posess the ability to lasso a wild unicorn with one arm while continuously bitch slapping a polar bear with the other. The ability to posess the superkickslappunch. The ability to perform round house kicks at lightning speed. Raped Mother nature and kicked father times ass.
Man he is such a Vondran, all dudes want to be like him and gay dudes want to be with him, except Vondrans cant be gay so that cant happen.
Did you see how haggard your mom looks?
Yeah she got Vondran'd pretty hard last night