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vomiling 

The sexual act of inserting a funnel into someone's rectum and vomiting into it.
After a hard day's work, Piers liked nothing more than to unwind with an all-night vomiling session.
vomiling by Gandalf's Mum March 14, 2008
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maggots vomiting 

A sight that is very repulsive.
The drunks passed out in the gutter reminded us of maggots vomiting!
maggots vomiting by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2017

Vomiting in rage 

When somebody gets so angry that words alone cannot express their rage and so they VOMIT IN RAGE!!!
Guy 1: I just murdered your family.
Guy 2: Grrrrrr I.... I *vomits in rage*.
Guy 1: Shit man, I was only joking I didn't know you'd start vomiting in rage *Runs away in fear and/or disgust*.
Vomiting in rage by Insanity_wolf777 November 17, 2011

Projectile Vomiting 

When you can vomit in someones face who is on the other side of the room from you.
I ate some week old burritos and ended up projectile vomiting across the room.

dick vomiting 

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.
Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”
dick vomiting by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

cyclic vomiting syndrome

(speaking from personal experience) the absolute worst disorder to ever have. lots of nausea, vomiting, dry heaving, hypersensitivity to light & sound, etc. during an episode. the only medication to stop an episode is Ativan. it's lesser known so doctors have a difficult time diagnosing. episodes can be triggered by almost anything, and triggers are different for everyone (hormones, anxiety, excitement, changing of seasons, certain smells or times of day, etc.). be prepared for lots of IVs and ER visits. also referred to as simply CVS. sometimes retching or heaving too aggressively can lead to tearing a hole in the lung and getting air trapped under the skin (also happened to me).
I had a cyclic vomiting syndrome episode last Friday and spent most of it in the ER.

Dude, I absolutely hate my stomach, this cyclic vomiting syndrome sucks.

Vomiting With A Smile On Your Face. 

A term usually meant to describe early users of heroin, they often "vomit with a smile on their face."
"Of course he was vomiting — that’s what people on heroin do, they vomit. It’s called ‘vomiting with a smile on your face’.”

"Oh, so he's a new junkie?"

"Yeah, vomiting with a smile on your face."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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