My wife says she be a professional volunteer or sumthin...nah, she's just a lazy bitch who spends my green.
by Sugar Jay July 2, 2018
The Army only teaches you two things: "If in doubt, put down smoke and go left", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".
The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".
"Never volunteer for anything".
by eighthofseven October 26, 2007
The best ever jobs which are created by AP Tuglak where the employees do not need to do anything literally
The best hike ever that has been raised to 5000 to 8000 in 2/3 months
The very best thing is they haven't received any salaries till date (by the time when your reading this)
The best hike ever that has been raised to 5000 to 8000 in 2/3 months
The very best thing is they haven't received any salaries till date (by the time when your reading this)
by Dictionary word art December 26, 2019
The annoying plebs probably stuck at home with coronavirus on Urban Dictionary that WILL NOT ACCEPT MY SUBMISSIONS.
Volunteer Editors: Oh look, a perfectly good urban dictionary submission that is 10x better than half of the words on this website.
Volunteer Editors: *click no*
Me: WHYYYYYY
Volunteer Editors: *click no*
Me: WHYYYYYY
by nnnnnnnn8 April 7, 2020
A tree, not planted by human hands, that begins to grow on residential or commercial property. Unlike trees that are brought in and installed on property, volunteer trees usually spring up on their own from seeds placed onto the ground by natural causes or accidental transport by people. Normally, volunteer trees are considered weeds and removed, but many desirable and attractive specimens have gone on to become permanent residents on many public and private grounds.
The beautiful, giant Red Maple comfortably shielded Claire from the sun as she sat on her back porch. It was nearly 55 years ago that the maple started life as a volunteer tree in her backyard, growing from the soil where a small wooden shed once stood.
by PerverseWriter July 26, 2009
A cynical coward of wantonly sadistic and sub-human moral character who is always desperate to participate in easy victories of any sort. He or she can be seen in the wild slithering out from under some rock to immediately and automatically take the side of all obvious predators and victimizers, against any of their "whining loser" victims.
Can be republican or democrat, because they're both basically the same thing nowadays anyway.
Can be republican or democrat, because they're both basically the same thing nowadays anyway.
Whatever you do, don't let Duane hear you talk about what your company did to you; all he'll do is call you a "whiner" and paint you as some kind of spoiled and "disgruntled ingrate". That's just the way he is -- he's a volunteer henchman.
by C'est Logique February 8, 2012
fucking volunteer editors
by MemeLord4063 July 1, 2017