volume dj

One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.

"Stop it, Bob! You're such a volume dj!"

by Keael May 10, 2006

porn volume

Having your volume high after listening to music, then accidently leaving it high and watching porn. Thus resulting in loud porn noises and usually followed by a FML and/or *facedesk*

(coming back from listen to a CD) "OOOH YEAHHHH"
"oh fuck, I porn volumed again"

by Rich77 April 5, 2009

Excellent Volume

To say something or someone is really good/ cool.

or

To comment on the volume of music.

"Hey broseph how goes it?"

"Excellent Volume"

or

"Hey broseph is that Pokemon blue you're playing, that shit is retro, how does it hold up?"

"Excellent Volume"

Or

"how's the music? Loud enough"

"Excellent Volume"

by Redtop Studios February 15, 2010

Volume 102

A state of Volume that exceeds any scale. Turning up volume past the limit for maximum loudness. Metal, Techno, and dubstep are generally played at this kind of level. Turning up the volume this high generally obliterates speakers and other sound devices. (ie: Bass, headphones, etc.)

Near-Device Breaking Volume-Level.

Opinion? Absolute Kickassery.

Power metal is meant to be played at Volume 102

by Amortem February 25, 2011

volume riding

When bad audio mixing leads you to have to constantly adjust the volume of your speakers or television to maintain a reasonable level.

Johnny, while I enjoyed your movie, "Bloodbathfeast," I felt that perhaps I wouldn't have to engage in so much volume riding if the chainsaw noises were not approximately ten times louder than the young ladies pleading for their lives.

by Snoopydance June 17, 2010

volume Tourette's

A: a person whome has no control of how loud they say something (normally a swear word)

B: somebody who will just spout shite over your conversation which doesnt concern them at all ( normally old, rude, tall with white hair and talks shite about football with other suffers)

an example of volume tourette's would be, a man tapping his pen on the table near you, the suffer will say i wish he would SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HAVE TO PUNCH HIM

by taity December 16, 2007

volume schizo

The act of simultaneously wishing that the volume of your television was louder while hoping no one hears it.

Johnny was a volume schizo while watching Debbie Does Dallas with his parents in the next room.

by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005