volkswagon

How retards on craigslist spell "volkswagen".

1971 Volkswagon complete with hitch, wagon and Volks. $50 obo

volkswagon by NewBeet April 12, 2010

Volkswagon

1. A reacist term for Jewish people, deprived from the percecution of the Jews by the Germans. The Germans killed the weak jews and kept the ones that could work, thus Volkswagon refers to a German company, and it's employees would've Jewish

2. The process of making the world's worst car, then taking it as a challenge and making more.

Self-Explanitory, no example.

Volkswagon by Kenneth F. Snider April 28, 2005

the back of a Volkswagen 

A very uncomfortable place.

"Shit dogg, I banged that girl in a very uncomfortable place last night."
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"No, I'm talking about in her ass."

the back of a Volkswagen by Nick D November 24, 2003

the back seat of a Volkswagen 

Very uncomfortable place to be screwed/fucked

guy 1:I'm gonna screw her in a very uncomfortable place
guy 2:What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?

the back seat of a Volkswagen by Fly_Girl September 19, 2006

volkswagen polo 

the best car in the world. if you drive this you probably rule like a god amongst those you know

if i could choose between a volkswagen polo and being superman i'd choose the polo

volkswagen polo by blue corsa driver March 13, 2008

Volkswagen effect 

An overwhelming feeling affecting the masses when they find out they have to remove the entire front end of a car to replace a headlight.

Jim: "I think one of my headlights is out on my Jetta."
John: "Uh-oh. Get ready to experience the volkswagen effect."

Volkswagen effect by SmartxAlex December 2, 2011

volkswagen golf 

A small, upscale hatchback that shares it's platform with the Volkswagen Jetta. Name is derived from the Atlantic Gulfstream wind current. The car itself is agile and responsive, very safe, and will carry anything you can put in it. A great choice for a first car or an all-around runabout for those days when the family Audi is too snobby. The Golf is a car for anyone- it comes in petrol, diesel and hybrid variants- and even a racy GTI version. The Golf crosses automotive boundaries like no other. This is thanks to its sportiness, practicality and it's upmarket interior and build quality. Gas mileage isn't the best and it's not the flashiest car around but overall it is a great car.

"Damn Mike, this car seems to do everything!"
"Yeah... It's a Volkswagen Golf, what do you expect?"

*high fives*

volkswagen golf by TheCarFanatic April 15, 2014