Volker 

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.

David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches

Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009

Volvonium 

The hardest metal known to man, which Volvos are made of.

Volvos are actually harder than diamonds.

They're made out of a material called

Volvonium, mined in the mountains of Sweden by

hard-working Nordic Gnomes. After the material

is melted by launching it into the sun via

herring-powered rocket, the molten Volvonium is

allowed to cool slightly, and is then beaten

into shape by Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor.

Volvonium by philzilla August 14, 2011

Volkswagened 

The act of deliberately hiding bugs and issues from testers to get a product approved

He Volkswagened the software to pass tests before shipping it

Volkswagened by w3irdal November 27, 2015

Rae Volkova 

Is the relative of Julia Volkova

Julie Volkova was seen walking with her relative Rae Volkova

Rae Volkova by Simaholic May 14, 2015

volkswagon

How retards on craigslist spell "volkswagen".

1971 Volkswagon complete with hitch, wagon and Volks. $50 obo

volkswagon by NewBeet April 12, 2010

Volkmar 

Volkmar comes from the classical German and means: Volk = folc = the People, mar = mari = famous: "The (by the people) famous one"

A Volkmar is often known because he is loved by the people, who trust him and often seek his company. He is seen as a trustworthy person, someone to rely on. He has an open heart and is in touch with the love in his being. He is known as a good listener.

As a people's hero, a Volkmar loves adventure and traveling. He is an appreciated guest at any social occasion, even if he has a bit of his own ways. Sometimes he seems a bit mysterious, but this just makes him even more interesting.

A Volkmar is always a special person, and often good looking or even beautiful. You sense his uniqueness.

Volkmar by florella February 5, 2010

Volvonium 

The material which Volvos are made of. It's one of the strongest known materials on earth.

An 18 wheeler swerved on the wrong side of the highway, causing a head on collision with a Volvo. The driver of the 18 wheeler died, but the people inside the Volvo were safe because of their Volvonium shield.

Volvonium by David_Davidson October 24, 2008