pulling a "volanski"

showing up at a party late where everyone is already smashed and resisting your horny girlfriend who wants your dick in her like no other so as to not feel guilty of rape.

Guy: Hey I'm here dudes.
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've been waiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead

pulling a "volanski" by StreetRacing1oh1 July 25, 2011

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volantis

A flying dress, as worn by Lady Gaga to an art exhibit on November 10, 2013.

A small bird was sucked into Gaga's volantis, downing one fo the four engines.

volantis by gayjohngay November 14, 2013

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Volcanism

The act of being a volcano.

1.) Patrick practices volcanism.

2.) Patrick is a volcanist

Volcanism by hamalolololol October 20, 2009

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volansofar

volansofar is a word that show you something you never saw before but now you can because of something

yoooooooooooo volansofar helped me find my phone

volansofar by devin meyer March 16, 2017

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Volans

The Flying Fish
87th Constellation
Locates in the Southern Hemisphere
Looks like the flying fish

Katy: Aloha
Andrew: Gday Mate
Katy: Lets get the telescope and star gaze the night sky
Andrew: Ok
Katy: What are those stars?
Andrew: The stars represent Volans, The Flying Fish
Katy: Oh ok

Volans by ctrl c and ctrl v March 11, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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