Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
by Oswald Cogbottom February 12, 2007