voelcker

An engish teacher who acts like his highschool students. Obsesed with reinacting Hamlet, with the emotions and everything. An english teacher who refers to idiots as "the giggle twins," and believes he is a certified ninja.

Alex: "Where's our teacher?"

(voelcker jumps out from behind Alex)

voelcker: "Gotcha!"

Alex: "Gaah!"

voelcker by kateyene-nissa January 12, 2010

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Voelker

Truly a call of the wild individual who always garners the attention of the most incredible ladies in the room. Voelker quickly commands the attention of those around him with his stone posture and unheard of command presence. A true law enforcement professional.

Deputy Voelker is on duty, all is well.

Voelker by AhumbleMonkey April 2, 2019

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Volcker rule

Proposal by former Fed Chair Paul Volcker to prevent U.S. banks from speculative proprietary trading that is not in the best interests of their clients.

The Volcker rule may prevent the next 'great recession' or a more spectacular financial crash . . .

Volcker rule by p.j.a October 2, 2010

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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