vnw

virtual no wiper. when a person has a bowel movement and proceeeds to wipe. He/she is then pleasantly surprised to discover little to no fecal matter on the toilet paper. It is called a virtual no wiper and NOT simply a nowiper because you always have to wipe at least one time.

1. I saw a point at the end of my poo. It was, of course, a vnw.
2. My bowel movement took forever and did not break off cleanly. It was not a vnw.