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vnw
virtual no wiper. when a person has a bowel movement and proceeeds to wipe. He/she is then pleasantly surprised to discover little to no fecal matter on the toilet paper. It is called a virtual no wiper and NOT simply a nowiper because you always have to wipe at least one time.
1. I saw a point at the end of my poo. It was, of course, a vnw.
2. My bowel movement took forever and did not break off cleanly. It was not a vnw.
by drummergreg February 19, 2010

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