A lame-ass, pre-law-schoolin' white-boy who uses computer genius to make everyone else look like fucktards. He wears a fucked up argyle sweater and has glasses that can see through a brotha's soul. Cracker don't know shit about the streets. Like a Bill Gates kinda mothafucka, covered in vaginal discharge. Also known as a VCN.
Dude 1: What da fucks dat nigga doin?
Dude 2: Shit, that fuckstick's just a virtual cunt nugget.
Dude 1: Word, mothafucka, word.
Dude 2: Shit, that fuckstick's just a virtual cunt nugget.
Dude 1: Word, mothafucka, word.
by duncecapD February 12, 2009