virtual balls

When someone has balls over the internet, when someone can talk back only online.

-Doood, you see dat slut over there?
-Yup
-She confessed me over myspace and she's scared of me
-She has virtual balls

by MagdaGonePsycho March 11, 2008

virtual balls

I liken virtual balls to liquid courage. The anonymity and physical distance of the Internet affords many people the opportunity to present themselves as much bolder and brazen than they could otherwise muster during in-person communication.

For example, most of us no doubt have seen threads on listservs or blogs where someone who's a wuss in real life tries to shake other discussants through written aggression or by attempting to dominate the discussion with fancy jargon. Here, the person is mouthy or domineering online because it’s a safe venue. He or she has BIG virtual balls (but itty bitty balls in real life).

by LAguy August 6, 2008

Virtual Blue Ball

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.

Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.

by i<3eg May 22, 2009

virtual balls

the act of talking/ typing rude and or annoying messages out of passive aggressiveness.

I don't have real balls so i use my virtual balls to hate on innovative people.

by foxysanfrancisco June 28, 2018