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virtual balls 

I liken virtual balls to liquid courage. The anonymity and physical distance of the Internet affords many people the opportunity to present themselves as much bolder and brazen than they could otherwise muster during in-person communication.
For example, most of us no doubt have seen threads on listservs or blogs where someone who's a wuss in real life tries to shake other discussants through written aggression or by attempting to dominate the discussion with fancy jargon. Here, the person is mouthy or domineering online because it’s a safe venue. He or she has BIG virtual balls (but itty bitty balls in real life).
virtual balls by LAguy October 1, 2008

virtual balls 

the act of talking/ typing rude and or annoying messages out of passive aggressiveness.
I don't have real balls so i use my virtual balls to hate on innovative people.

Virtual Blue Ball 

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.
Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.
Virtual Blue Ball by i<3eg May 21, 2009

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026