A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.
There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.
I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017
by theawesomewd March 1, 2016