by Yoyoyoseanyoyoyo November 9, 2015
A human being who is rather slow and mentally handicapped in brain power. This person typically commits acts that would strictly classify them as "a virgin," or something who struggles to receive snatch or speak to members of the opposite sex.
Bro, this guy is a complete fucking virg burger.
Yeah dude, I know this guy gets absolutely none below the belt.
Yeah dude, I know this guy gets absolutely none below the belt.
by hxxy March 5, 2023
A person who has many other priorities before sexual interaction. Not necessarily a virgin, but someone who has a minimal sex drive, much like a scared virgin.
by jfc12345 May 12, 2020
by thelostdog57 November 4, 2020
"Virge" short for 'virgin'
1.
When a prick thinks he's sick when really he is just a mong that hasn't had sex acting like he has.
2.
Someone named Michael
1.
When a prick thinks he's sick when really he is just a mong that hasn't had sex acting like he has.
2.
Someone named Michael
1.
Chegwin - 'Had sex with this bird earlier'
Segwin - 'Wise up ya smelly virge'
2.
*someone robs ya school bag*
Tom - 'FUCK YOU DOING?!'
Rhys - *falls over with bag*
Tom - 'Ya smelly virge, don't pinch me bag ya fanny'
Chegwin - 'Had sex with this bird earlier'
Segwin - 'Wise up ya smelly virge'
2.
*someone robs ya school bag*
Tom - 'FUCK YOU DOING?!'
Rhys - *falls over with bag*
Tom - 'Ya smelly virge, don't pinch me bag ya fanny'
by THE WISE VIRGIN April 23, 2017
1. When a prick acts like he's sick when he's not and really just turns out to be a virgin acting like he's had sex
2. One named Michael
2. One named Michael
1.
Michael: 'Ay I had sex with my girlfriend earlier'
Chegwin: 'wise up ya smelly Virge'
2.
*When someone robs your property*
Chegwin: 'Wow, fuck you doing with my phone?!'
Rhys: *falls over whilst running away with phone*
Chegwin: 'ahaha, don't pinch me phone again ya smelly virge'
Michael: 'Ay I had sex with my girlfriend earlier'
Chegwin: 'wise up ya smelly Virge'
2.
*When someone robs your property*
Chegwin: 'Wow, fuck you doing with my phone?!'
Rhys: *falls over whilst running away with phone*
Chegwin: 'ahaha, don't pinch me phone again ya smelly virge'
by THE WISE VIRGIN April 23, 2017
by karma1468 August 28, 2010