vip driving 

Using the sidewalk or opposite lane to navigate your vehicle through slow traffic. This involves blatant disregard for street laws and pedestrians, which often results in incrimination, vehicle damage, or death. Your insurance company would abandon you like a red-headed stepchild.

Enraged by the slow traffic, Mark decided to use a technique called VIP driving by veering onto the sidewalk and slamming on the accelerator.

vip driving by Dead-Recker August 22, 2006

VIP Disease 

Is the disease chicks get when they want to feel like the are important in the Nightlife world.
"Local celebrity" or the "IT" girls. Get it from having sex with part owners and their friends, just to be in VIP. To feel like a very important person.

"Hey man,look at that hot chick!"
"Who!? Her? Hell No she got VIP DISEASE!"

VIP Disease by Irina Rivera February 17, 2009

VIP Dance 

A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.

See, also: Mileage

Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?

Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.

VIP Dance by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩ Ďęмøņ ۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P 

AN ABSOLUTE GAY MONKEY WHO IS GAY AND ALSO A MONKEY

Boy: is that a ۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩ Ďęмøņ ۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P?
Man: yep he looks like a monkey

۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P͇̿۩ Ďęмøņ ۩͇̿V͇̿I͇̿P by rectifier 9000 July 3, 2022

Drizzy.vip

A word to describe a dickhead who owns a hosting company or owns a server

That guy is a stupid drizzy.vip

Drizzy.vip by Mat3651 January 9, 2017

VIPDos 

Definition: Unintententional Denial-of-service attack caused by a VIP (such as Stephen Fry) when posting about a site.

To: Webmaster
From: VIP
Subject: VIPDoS
Please ensure you have lots of capacity and plenty of caching, because I, Stephen Fry am going to tweet your site, thereby VIPDoSsing it.
Have a nice day now.
Mr Fry

Please note the above example is entirely ficitonal :)

VIPDos by sfry_elf September 2, 2009