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A total asshole who gets dumber and dumber the older he gets. Defying the reality there, eh? But it's true. Extremely vain, selfish, and cares only about either himself, his feelings, or satisfying his dick. Acts like a total Jew but he's ASIAN and thinks he's hot shit. Likes to hoard money like a dragon hoards treasure and can't afford to take a girl out on a date although he hoards money. His balls are deflated and even though he likes to screw things with his average sized dick, nobody wants to screw him. His farts really smell terrible and the whole room can smell it but they're too grossed out to say anything because they refuse to breathe in air by talking when he farts. It's like a bomb went off when he farts. Homophobe who acts lovingly with "bros".
1: What's his name?
2: Vincent.
1: DICKSATISFIERWITHNOTHINGTOGIVE. OMG RUN THE FUCK AWAYYYY
by JENNYCRAIGSTERKING January 30, 2011
 
1.
person who has an EXTREMELY LARGE GIGANTIC PENIS
and can have sex with multiple girls at the same time.
woww, i wish i was just like vincent, isnt that right les?
by VanillaVince April 24, 2008
 
2.
An intelligent man who can be a bit vain, but is generally very attractive. A ladies' man, but with fairly conservative values when it comes to relationships. Very hardworking, and equally stubborn, he won't back down for anything. He's got a great sense of humor, and enjoys making others laugh. Likes dirty jokes. An all-around good guy.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see all those girls all over him last night? What's he doing with just one?!"
Guy 2: "Well... he's a Vincent."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "Yeah, man."

Girl 1: "Wow... he's so... Vincent."
Girl 2: "I know, right?"
Girl 1: *Faints*
by Lily Charles February 25, 2009
 
3.
Someone extremely awesome; someone pleasant to be around; someone who makes unbelievably charitable choices.
"Dude, that guy just gave me 100 dollars!"
'Wow, what a Vincent!"
by not vincent February 13, 2008
 
4.
SOMEONE AWESOME!
Who would be able to do such a thing!?!?! VINCENT!
by Poopguava February 18, 2009
 
5.
A gentleman who is extremely stunning, gorgeous and wonderful. He is beyond anyone you will ever meet. Vincent is a rare find because he is a incredibly genuine and sincere, making him one of the very few left on this planet who value loyalty, faithfulness and honesty. He is a lover of his family and he in return are adored by them, but not only them because he is actually loved by everyone. His generosity and love for people makes him the most dedicated bestfriend, spouse, father and soulmate. He is truly cherished. more cherished than he will ever know.
Vincent takes away he haze and replaces it with clarity, love and completeness in my life.
by caringsoul4u June 16, 2010
 
6.
Tall, strong, smart, loving, hard working, funny, and one of a kind.A guy that should never be taken for granted. The one guy that respects you. The one who loves you unconditionally. Tells you your beautiful and love you out of the blue. His smile can light up your world. Has a touch that is memorable. The one guy you want to keep in your life forever.
Vincent is a piece of sunshine brought to the earth.
by Vljsgrl21 September 23, 2011
 
7.
Vincent or Vinny as he is known is very, very good looking. He usually judges people before he gets to know them. If someone has a crush on him that he doesn't like the look of, he'll automatically ignore them and turn against them for no aparant reason. Other then this, he is a funny guy with his friends, and he is very popular with the ladies.
Girl 1 - "Do you think Vincent's good looking?"
Girl 2 - "He's alright."
Girl 1 - "I don't fancy him but i think he's really good looking."
by Xgreendayandparamore June 21, 2010