Villages of Lakesiding 

When someone forcefully holds another’s mouth open with a metal cage in order to receive oral sex. Preferably preformed by a common man with a female celebrity.

Bro... I was doing cocaine with taylor swift and we were villages of lakesiding after on all these pills bro fuck...

Villages of Lakesiding by Ribrobbro April 19, 2022

The Villages Idiot 

A nickname for Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, the shockingly ignorant wacka-wacka gun-nut who has mysteriously surfaced during the last election, much like a turd, in the House of Representatives.

The Villages Idiot has already been invited to this exclusive gated community in Florida to whine insipidly about the unspeakably unfair abuse of the Capitol Insurrectionists’ Constitutional rights and her support of killing Democratic members of the House and Senate while her racist throng is especially excited by the idea of Nancy Pelosi’s head on a stake!

The Villages Idiot by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

2 Villages

This is when a person has big ears, but if they have larger ears the settlement will be larger than a village. However, if their ears is small you can also use a much vaster settlement type as used as sarcasm.

Joe: Look 2 villages!
Person with big ears: Where!? *turns around*
Joe: *laughs at ears*

2 Villages by ManLikeBilalG February 11, 2018

The Villages, Fl

Heaven's waiting room. Although, I doubt many of these old douchbags are actually getting into heaven. Learn to drive you old f*cks!

The Villages, Fl is where old people come to spread STDs like wildfire and die.

The Villages, Fl by hudlei February 22, 2011

King of The Villages 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Oh yes, we love him dearly down here in our upscale Florida community, we play golf with him in our hearts and think of him as the King of The Villages!

King of The Villages by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020

The Villages 

The Villges, FL consists of part of a large 55+ retirement community and Community Development District (CDD) that includes parts of Lake, Marion, and Sumter counties, with some of the Lake County portion being under the jurisdiction of Lady Lake. It lies in central Florida, approximately 20 miles south of Ocala and approximately 45 miles northwest of Orlando. It is the center of The Villages Micropolitan Statistical Area (USA), which consists of all of Sumter County. The Villages earned the No. 1 ranking as the fastest growing micropolitan area in the United States according to a 2008 Census Bureau report.

The STD Capital of the World.

What makes The Villages “Florida’s Friendliest Hometown?”

The Villages by Chloe69 January 17, 2009

Doesn't burn down villages

'Doesn't burn down villages' is a term originating from popular video game 'Skyrim' when a character from the game states that "legends don't burn down villages". Therefore if someone 'Doesn't burn down villages' then they are in fact a legend.

EXAMPLE 1:
Charlie: Hey look it's Mr. Roberts!
Isaac: That guy is such a legend
Charlie: Yeah he doesn't burn down villages

EXAMPLE 2:
Charlie: Look, Jason Statham, that really cool badass bald guy from the Transporter series that everyone bones over
Isaac: Yeah, he doesn't burn down villages

Doesn't burn down villages by Frodoor December 26, 2014