| 1. | West Davis Villagers | ||
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A group of boys living in Village homes, or very, very near it. Their favorite activities involve smoking buds, drinking a few beers, maybe an occasion basket ball game, super smash, playing 3 flies up in the village pool, gardening, and in general- just loving life. You may be able to find them in the russel feilds, the meat lab, dan's house, the big green, the skate park, power inn, in a bush, and of course, west manner. But the villagers are certainly not perfect, they all have tempers. One might kick that jolly fake snowman on your lawn at christmas, if aggravated. One might steal your buds, if annoyed. One might not let you inside when it's raining, if unsure. But hey! that's what makes them THEM! Oh yeah, and how can i forget. They all look up to cody. i think i'm gonna drink with the west davis villagers in the feilds.
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| 2. | Banwen | ||
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A distant land stuck in the past. Place where the natives have no knowledge of the outside world and thrive on rapping sheep and molesting little ginger kids. "OMG i had a nightmare last night where i was a ginger sheep in Banwen and all these horny villagers with pitchforks tried rapping me"
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| 3. | Penis witch | ||
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Similar to a swamp donkey, yet unique. Penis witches pray on non-drunken souls, through the use of heavy disguises to spread dick-pestilence to the naive villagers. "That penis witch road ever broom in town"
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| 4. | Rape | ||
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To absolutely destroy or take advantage of. Those dumb villagers got raped by the insurance salesman.
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| 5. | Sand Ham | ||
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When a US soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the ass of Sadam's dead Iraqui scumbag followers sticking out of the sand. Then you put it in a box and send it to France Also known as the stuffed Sand Ham. Upon Discovery you pack the asshole with C4, give it to one of the Iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at Sadams house in Baghdad, or send it to France
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| 6. | Trogdor | ||
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A world known dragon for burninating the villagers. Trogdor burninated down my house
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| 7. | Sorceror | ||
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a magician, usually of greater power than an enchanter but less than a wizard, who uses magic for personal gain; sometimes used to describe magicians in general The sorceror was feared by the villagers because of his power.
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