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Why are Minecraft villagers so dumb? 

Because they're Minecraft villager, how the hell can you expect them to be smart???
GIVE ME MENDING!!! why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

Hot Sexy Villagers 

Absolute beasts of men. Minecraft villagers who will gangbang anything that moves.
Those hot sexy villagers just fucked that creeper hard until it cried and then came inside!

West Davis Villagers 

A group of boys living in Village homes, or very, very near it. Their favorite activities involve smoking buds, drinking a few beers, maybe an occasion basket ball game, super smash, playing 3 flies up in the village pool, gardening, and in general- just loving life. You may be able to find them in the russel feilds, the meat lab, dan's house, the big green, the skate park, power inn, in a bush, and of course, west manner. But the villagers are certainly not perfect, they all have tempers. One might kick that jolly fake snowman on your lawn at christmas, if aggravated. One might steal your buds, if annoyed. One might not let you inside when it's raining, if unsure. But hey! that's what makes them THEM! Oh yeah, and how can i forget. They all look up to cody.
i think i'm gonna drink with the west davis villagers in the feilds.

the villagers

group of ugly scare dem dat gloss up der lips, slik dowm der hair, fink der hot but der not. i.e muppets, but in reality sing churh songs and do erfin mother and father say. amen
the villagers by rudegal March 5, 2004

Minecraft Villagers

Jews...
"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"
Minecraft Villagers by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.
The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016