Skip to main content

theft by vagina 

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.
theft by vagina by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

vaginablaster 

When you stick the male reproduction organ very fast into the Vagina/women reproduction organ. That the organs in the women specimen explode in motion
She is walking strange she must have been vaginablaster

vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.
Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"
vaginal dissonance by ah_halifax January 6, 2013

vaginagram

Wonda Wonderpig sent a vaginagram to Ben Dover!
vaginagram by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

Vaginacinity 

The anatomical area outside of the vagina, including the external genitalia and bilateral vagpits. More simply, the vaginal vacinity.
Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vagpit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"He literally licked every inch of my vaginacinity. It was amazing."
Vaginacinity by vagvagcity August 29, 2016

Vagina Douch 

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.
Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?
Vagina Douch by Chas501 August 21, 2008