tu vieja en tanga 

Tu vieja en tanga is your mother in underwear. In Spanish it's a way to insult someone.

Girl 1: who's in your picture?
Girl 2: tu vieja en tanga

tu vieja en tanga by xxNai_ February 9, 2018

vieja 

Spanish for old lady as in girlfriend or wife. While old lady can be used in english for mother, it's usually not in spanish.

Mi vieja esta en su casa

vieja by Morena December 27, 2004

Vieja Pisona 

A woman who gives up sex and /or oral sex right away.

A nympho maniac

"Damn your mom is a Vieja Pisona"

"See all thows girls sitting on that bench,The one in red is a Vieja Pisona"

Vieja Pisona by Cervical demolition March 18, 2009

vieja 

Old lady. Can also mean whore in slang in other parts of Mexico.

Esta vieja me costo casi nada.

vieja by quehonda March 23, 2007

Me quiero comer a tu vieja 

This is a spanish sentence. When you put it in a translator, it says "I want to eat your old lady", but it is a common phrase used in Argentina to say hello. Try to use it when u talk to an argentinian.

A:Hola!
B:Me quiero comer a tu vieja!
A:Como estas?

Me quiero comer a tu vieja by anonymous September 9, 2022

vieja loca 

my C++ profesor that has alzheimer and other brain diaseases which makes her go crazy during class speaking nonsense that no one understands about anything but C++.
Often gets lost on her own words forgetting that she's teaching a class.

This fu!#@ vieja loca gave me a C on the test!
Hope the pharmacy doesn' t give'er her prescriptions.

vieja loca by osoroco September 22, 2004

Vijas 

The most blackest, funniest, virgin black dude there is to date. He's very good in the sex and will please your mom. Hello. Open your eyes you ugly cunt. Cuz y'all don't deserve him.

Damn you're kinda fucking retarded too bad vijas doesn't know you cuz that nigga would die fr fr 💯

Vijas by SimpLord December 17, 2019