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A doctor who specializes in eye, vision, and cock care. An ophthalmologist
I was having vision problems, and my penis was itching, so I scheduled a coctor appointment
coctor by ACanofGasoline September 22, 2021
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contolini 

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.
"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"
contolini by Walling March 4, 2008

coctober 

Coctober is the only month of the year when it is OK for straight guys to hook up with other guys and not be branded gay.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you looking so happy about?

Guy 2: Well, don't judge me, but me and Mike have been partaking in Coctober this year - epic!

Guy 1: Oh... right..
coctober by radishford October 7, 2013

Castoning 

When you say someone is castoning, that person goes through 20 different names before remembering the other person's actual name. Also right before they get it right they grunt loudly
Person 1: Hey Lucian, uhhh, George, uhhh, Jar, uhhhh, Teius *GHAAAAAAAAA* , Nicu.

Person 2: What the hell was that.
Person 1: Oh I was just castoning
Castoning by Teo73 November 28, 2021

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Jorji Costova

That one person who isn't allowed to enter a certain place, and will constantly do anything to get to that certain place until that person gets in. (Basically Jorji Costova from the game "Papers Please")
"Goddammit, Jorji Costova. Why do you keep trying to enter Arstotzka?"
Jorji Costova by ave_scientia January 15, 2019