Virtually 

An advertising buzzword that can mean "almost", "somewhat", or "not", but never "absolutely".

What the ad says: "This product is virtually indestructible!"
Translation: "This product is maybe, sort of, not really indestructible!"

Virtually by Directorjustin July 6, 2017

victuals 

The CORRECT spelling of the word, which is often misspelled as the way it sounds (vittles). Grab a dictionary or go to like merriam webster online if you don't believe me.

Noun
1. any kind of edible food
plural-victuals: rations, snacks, provisions, etc.

John: Hey dude wanna go get some vittles?
Joe: Uhm actually thats spelled victuals, and sure.
John: How can you tell . . . we're talking . . .

victuals by MikeTheWise November 2, 2007

Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.

'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

Virtually Blocked by AdamSandlerDickfucker69420 June 25, 2021

Virtually 

1 - When something is impossible to actually do it but you have technically done it

2 - When something won't probably happen but there is actually a chance

1 - i've virtually time traveled by walking ( 0.00000001 seconds less time because of phisics )

2 - well, you have killed all humans, if the AI did the same thing in another random order, there is a 1 in 10²²²²²²²²²² chance it would have killed all humans the same way as you did

Virtually by DEMEMZEA December 26, 2020

Poke (virtually) 

To poke some one virtually means that you push a button on a website that says "poke". Often you would be able to poke other people.

The "poke" button is a very annoying and stupid application that can (and will) drive people crazy.

Poke (virtually)
Emil pokes Andrea because Emil thinks he is cool. Andrea pokes Emil back.
For every time Emil pokes Andrea, Andrea gets more and more pissed.

At some point Andrea will rage and poke even more. Finally Emil will get so pissed he pokes Andrea for real in both her eyes so she cant see the "poke" button anymore.

Poke (virtually) by CELSDK October 5, 2011

Virtually Awkward 

Socially Awkward but in the virtual space

"The audio kept cutting in and out during the Zoom call and I had to keep repeating what I was saying. It was so virtually awkward."

Virtually Awkward by Unprofessional Linguist April 3, 2020

Victuals 

Proof that the people who decided how english words are spelled were high and/or drunk.

Ancient scribe #1: Hmm, how should we spell the word that sounds like 'vittles'?
Ancient scribe #2: I think victuals will do nicely. Imma hit that crack again, you want some?
Ancient scribe #1: Yeah, gimme some of that

Victuals by theTacoCollector March 12, 2021