balls in a vicegrip 

screwed introuble or at the mercy of another

i have to pay him 30 million dollars or i'll be castrated with a butter knife. Man my balls are in a vice grip

balls in a vicegrip by KyRo October 17, 2004

The Cock Vicegrip Rule 

The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.

Kelly, lets do the cock vicegrip rule and smash your elbow into it.

The Cock Vicegrip Rule by Pat Nickerson December 29, 2011

Iowa Vicegrip 

When a man is grinding his boner into his girls butt cheeks and she clenches and squeezes your nut sack into her crack and pulls away and you cant break free.

Last night, my wife gave me an Iowa Vicegrip. Now, my nuts are super sore.

Iowa Vicegrip by swiggityswooty23 March 10, 2023

balls in a vice-grip 

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

balls in a vice-grip by JJ November 25, 2003

balls in a vice grip 

When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.

Damn, my girl has my *balls in a vice grip* because I cheated on her.

balls in a vice grip by Devil421 November 26, 2003

Balls in a vice grip 

Somebody got you good, real good!

Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."

Balls in a vice grip by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

Vice Grip 

A girl wit a tight pussy.

Example: Yo ma dude, LaShawn had a vice grip. It was hard for me to get in dat.

Vice Grip by Cuntri July 11, 2006