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VHM = Very Hairy Muff

Used to describe when a large amount of pubic hair is present in the female genital area. Primarily used in text messages or internet speech.
Dude 1: Man, that chick I went home with last night had a big time vhm!
Dude 2: Tell her she should wax that shit man!
vhm by Mario AKA Mark January 26, 2009
Related Words
vhm VHMD
A group of 4 people who's names start with the four letters of the word. They may not be very popular but they are friends who love each other as friends. I am one of these people, I am from VHMS.
"Look! It's VHMS!"
"Who?"
VHMS by V3ND0R V3N May 8, 2022
Very Horny Male Disease

Occurs long break from getting some other than your computer or other hand held items... including the hand

Symptoms: Frequent Narbs, Excruciatingly painful morning woods, and an increase in buying tissues and vaseline for men extra strength
The fat man named Alin suffers from VHMD. It's rumored Alin hasn't seen a vagina since his birth.
VHMD by Rick123321 April 20, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026