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Valdis Dirnēns

Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.
Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏
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1. A name of a female Goddess.

2. A name given to a Guy who also thinks he's a female Goddess!

3. A confusing name often confused with Valdez.
Person: What's your name?
Valdis: My name is Valdis.
Person: Valdez?
Valdis: No Valdis!
Person: Oh Valdiz.
Valdis: No Just Call me V!
Valdis by Living with this name August 8, 2010
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An Icelandic female name. Valdís is usually a pale girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. She loves attention and will do anything to get some. Her bestfriend is usually a Agnes but in some cases a Stefanía. Valdís is a M.I.L.F. and usuallyl gets a breast implant around the age 30.
Guy: Wow, your momm is super hot David!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah I know she is a Valdís, total M.I.L.F.
Valdís by youngthugswagger86 August 27, 2017

Valdiserri 

A girl who is beautiful and the best girlfriend to have. :)
I <3 u Valdiserri! :)
Valdiserri by xGRaViTYxLeGeNd November 30, 2011
Valdís is a norse name meaning goddess of deth. It is combined of the words "Valr" meaning deth and "Dís" meaning goddess. It is also used as a name for the valkyre guarding Valhalla.
She: wow. She is slaying
Me: yeah, she is Valdís. She is boss
Valdís by Lana Sana November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026