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An Extremely Powerful Man, Most Likely African American. Has Very Large Genitals And Is An Extremely Incredible Love Maker. Is Very Atractive To The Point Where One Look Into A Vhaldis' Eyes Will hypnotive Nd Suduct Women To Take Off All Of Thier Cloths And Immediatly Have Sex With Him. This Has No Affect On Men Because Vhaldis' Are Never Homosexuals, EVER. Loves Women So Much That He Bathes In Them Every Day. Always Funding To Buy Whatever He Wants. Vhaldis' Are One Of The Most Extrodinary Beings On Earth.
Wow What A Vhaldis, I Cant Keep Myself From Soaking My Panties.