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Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.
Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏
by Valdiz fan July 4, 2019
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She's living in the forest. She likes to climb trees. Her favourite food is bananas. Her power shout is takatakatakataka. Her husband is Šagūn Graudzins with the toxic hair.
She keeps chickens in her house, she talks to them. But she doesn't tell when it is their birthday because they wouldn't understand(Gatis Kandis)
Savvaļas Egija:takatakatakataka
Her chicken: Takatakatakataka... I don't understand you. Pls help you are gonna eat me.
by Valdiz fan January 30, 2019
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