The fear of one's
testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in
deep physical and emotional
pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.
"
Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia,
Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."
"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's
case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."