A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.
Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
by DrDiequick December 04, 2006
The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.
by maxeamus March 08, 2003
by newsman2kx January 01, 2010
When someone is hair pinned and has it as verticle as possible to represent they have weed and willing to be a vender to sell some for the right price. May or may not be a dealer, but usually knows other hook ups. Generally down to smoke you out as well.
by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015
by Jiminlysm December 17, 2018