veritbable 

veritbable

–adjective
1. apt or liable to vary or change point of view in a single discussion; changeable moral compass according to nonsensical logic : to be chronically confused about facts and opinions. Hypocrisy ad infinitum

Origin:

variable -- 1350–1400; late ME < L variābilis, equiv. to vari(us) various

babbler -- 1520–30; babble + -er

I'm veritbable in recovery from drugs, doctor shopping for prescriptioned mind altering chemicals helps me to to stay drug free.

veritbable by Old timer 13 October 2, 2009

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE 

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE by weave September 7, 2003

Veritable 

From the Latin word "veritas" meaning "truth", it means "literally", indicating that the statement qualified by the adjective is in no way an exaggeration.

Me: I have a veritable plethora of girlfriends!
My lackey: For sooth!

Veritable by trvsc3 November 15, 2005

vegitable 

One who is completly and utterly unable to move, talk, feel or think. This person or persons apperas to be in a perpetual stage of sleep. When one is catatonic.

from the film "clerks": Veronica: Men will sleep with anything that says "yes".
Dante: Animal, mineral or vegitable.
Veronic: Vegitable meaning parapaligic.
Dante: Yeah they put the least resistance.

vegitable by The Dark Lord of Bass October 10, 2005

verbable

Defining what nouns can become actions and therefore verbs.

Marlee and I got bloody-mary-ed. Wait, is that verbable?

verbable by Bees Knees November 1, 2008

veritablequandry 

A poo-flinging monkey that is only calmed by the site of hairy toes.

Veritablequandry had poo smeared in his hair.

veritablequandry by Kimberatslickdeals September 15, 2007

Veritable Mack Daddy 

One who is the daddy of all macks, veritably.

All the girls seem to want to be around you, you most certainly are the veritable mack daddy.

Veritable Mack Daddy by PseudoA Friend September 1, 2010