the process of seasoning your penis with what you would normally season a piece of carne asada with and having sexual intercourse afterwords until you can smell the carne asada throughout the room.
person 1: have you tried verga asada with your girlfriend yet?
person 2: no she says she doesnt want me to ruin carne asada for her.
person 2: no she says she doesnt want me to ruin carne asada for her.
by smadamal July 24, 2010
by Sinaloaa November 22, 2010
Aloe is a rich emollient derived from the "aloe vera" plant that soothes and mosturizes with the consistency of seminal fluid or cum. Aloe farms are prevalent in the deep South Texas area. Verga of course is a Mexican word that is synonymous with cock ,dick or penis as it exisits in a volatile manner. Therefore aloe verga is a synonym for jizz or splooge.
Gary: "Holy shit Alex did you see the sunburn on that skeezers face"?
Alex: " Man Gary, that's nothing that a dose of my Aloe Verga couldn't cure."
Alex: " Man Gary, that's nothing that a dose of my Aloe Verga couldn't cure."
by Gary T. Meyer June 13, 2008
Literally in English it means “to the dick” but in Spanish it’s used to show confusion, anger, sadness. Can be used for a wide variety of emotions.
“Vete al la verga mamón” (go to hell motherfucker)
“A la verga mi novia me dejo 😔” (fuck man, my girlfriend left me)
“A la verga?🤨” (the fuck?)
“A la verga mi novia me dejo 😔” (fuck man, my girlfriend left me)
“A la verga?🤨” (the fuck?)
by Itam.iii July 15, 2021
by AlphaCypher October 1, 2021
the cemetary is a verga fantasma
by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 29, 2004
by Jr.jem March 8, 2010