Verdukian 

A religion that believes in the healing power of root beer, that a man can have up to 9 wives as long as two of them are male, and Verdukians always leave work to go to the movies on Merlinpeen. They also set out a bowl of meat cubes with a picture of Jimmy Connors as a holiday decoration. Verdukians do not celebrate Christmas. Founding members of Verdukianism are Frank, Lutz, and Toofer from the Television show 30 Rock (Season 4, Episode 8)

We will not be participating in Secret Santa this year because we are Verdukian.

We have to leave work early today, we have to go to the movies for Merlinpeen.

Verdukian by jf27 August 20, 2011

Verdukianism 

'''Verdukianism''' ( Ver-Do-Key-an-ism ) is a religion where people belive in the healing power of root beer, and a man can have up to nine wives if two of them are male.some holidays include Merlin-Pean which is a celebration where Verdukians leave work and go to the movies, and The Day of Mouth Pleasures, where Verdukians recieve free sausage pizza and gentle flossing done by a blonde virgin.practices include putting out a picture of Jimmy Conners and a bowl of meat cubes on an altar, singing Verdukian songs, drinking root beer, geting maried and eating pizza.

"Hey do you practice Verdukianism"
"Yes I do"

"Than you must know that today is merlin pean and tomorrow is The Day if Mouth pleasures."
"ohh Yeah i almost forgot to hire a Blonde virgin."
"amd don't forget the picture of Jimmy conners or else Meriln Pean will punish you by taking away your blonde virgin!"
"ok see ya"

Verdukianism by Kim Jong Grill January 22, 2015

Cape Verdean 

The envy of all people who strive to define who and what we are. We are not just Black African, we have a mixed heritage that we are proud of. Why do people spend so much time and effort telling us what we are when we do not care what you are?

Cape Verdeans are Black/African reguardless of skin/eye color or hair length/texture but sadly a lot of them are in denial about it... they try to use their portuguese mixture as an excuse of why they're not african but it's stupid because there is a mix of something else in almost every African country...

Cape Verdean by Adelmo June 19, 2011

cape verdean 

Someone with hot fiery Cape Verdean blood flowing through their veins. Cape Verde is a small group of islands off the west coast of Africa and there are a lot of Cape Verdeans in New England. Cape Verdeans are Black/African reguardless of skin/eye color or hair length/texture but sadly a lot of them are in denial about it... they try to use their portuguese mixture as an excuse of why they're not african but it's stupid because there is a mix of something else in almost every African country... Overall Cape Verdeans are sexy and attract attention almost everywhere they go

Dude1: Aiiyo didju see dat lite skinned chick dat juss walked by wit da long black hair && dat dark skinned chick w/ tha afro?? DEY'RE BAANGIN

Dude2: Yeaa they must be Cape Verdean

cape verdean by mcblickiieh February 3, 2008

Cape Verdean 

A Cape Verdean is a person who descended from Cape Verde which is a tiiny little country off the western coast of Africa. They range from all skiin colors, eye colors, and haiir types. The language sort of sounds liike a miix of the romance languages spanish, portuguese, italian, ect. so iif u speak one of those especiially portuguese you'd have no problem pickiin iit up. Personally, I happen to thiink Pawtucket, RI is the second Cape Verde. All cape verdeans luv cachupa, and if u dont, well then ur not cape verdean. Many play soccer and they're skilled as hell at iit. At the moment the freak a leak song for them is "Chichiri", download iit ;] . They wear their pride on theiir shiirt and flaunt thiier shiiet.

There were three Cape Verdean ladies walking down the beach, and they find what they believe to be a magic lamp. So, they rub it to see if it really is. Just as they rub it, a genie pops out and says that he'll give them each one wish. So the first girl says 'I want to be really smart ', and she appears with glasses and a book in her hand. The second girl says 'I want to be even smarter than her', and she turned into a genius. The third girl said 'I want to just change this whole wish thing around, I want to be as dumb as I could possibly be, and she turns into a white chick.

Cape Verdean by xxDatFiineLadyxx June 19, 2007

Cape Verdean Women 

Cape Verdean woman (1st gen to 10th gen) are the most beautiful women to ever exist. All of them have the most unique beautiful complexion. Some of them even have blue or green eyes and still have the beautiful olive/cocoa colored skin. They all come with an attitude and a perfect smile.

Guy 1: “Bro do you know what ethnicity she is?”
Guy2: “Yeah, I think she’s Cape Verdean”
Guy1: “Wow, Cape Verdean Women are so gorgeous”

Cape Verdean Women by CookieMonstah February 10, 2022

Cape Verdean American 

A group of people that have descendants of 10 islands off the west coast of Africa that live in the United States that are tied to the Italian Mafia and they are involved in organized crime such as drug dealing in wholesale amounts and weapon sales.

95% of Cape Verdean Americans own their homes and are wealthy people that live in impoverished neighborhoods because it reminds them of home.

Cape Verdean American by Federal Statistics October 26, 2019