veggiganda

The deliberate, systematic attempt to shape perceptions, manipulate cognitions, and direct behavior to achieve a response that furthers the veggigandist.

Dude have you read this new book it is such a load of veggiganda, we wouldn't have canine teeth if we weren't supposed to eat meat!

veggiganda by JSD_21 June 25, 2007

Veggigina 

Noun: A male vegetarian with a vagina.

Noun: Something a man grows upon the lack of meat consumption. The lack of meat causes the penis to suck in and form a vaginal type structure. Symptoms include being Indian, eating ramen without the flavoring, sitting down while urinating and just being a little bitch. The growth of a veggigina can also cause separations from friends because going to manly places like all you can eat buffets has no attractive qualities because it's not worth it.

Anuj: Hey can you order me two avocado and cream cheese sushi rolls?
Tomo: Wait you want two faggot rolls? Oh yea thats right you have a veggigina nevermind.

Mark: Hey remember that time that you almost grew a veggigina becuase you only ate like vegetables and shit
Gustavo: Yea i noticed my dick was starting to suck in so i had to stop.

Adam: Hey do you guys want to go to an all you can eat seafood buffet?
Gautam: No I'm a vegetarian so that gives me an excuse to be Indian too and not spend money
Matt: I dont see the advantage of going to a place where mainly flesh from living animals is sold as food.
Adam: Oh thats right i forgot you guys have veggiginas.
Cess: Adam's a bitch

Veggigina by buttsecks24/7 September 14, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012