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1. An adolescent within the throws of pubescent hormones and desires. This individual will beat women on a spontaneous basis depending upon his hormonal level at the time of onset.

2. A pot who calls the kettle black.

3. An individual with the moral consistency of an RA who climbs campus buildings.

4. An amish person who pretends he's not.
That vballj just had an estrogen spike and took out two shemales with one couch hump.

You're such a vballj, you would climb a campus building but you won't sneak into a haunted hotel.

by CandydiddleJordan February 08, 2006

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