Guy: You're a Masseuse right?

Masseuse: Yeah, but I only give Vassage.

Guy: Dafuq is a Vassage!
by CbkTsuki November 25, 2016
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The act of massaging cramps out of a vagina.
Girl: My cramps in my vagina are killing me.
Guy : Maybe a vassage will help take the cramps away.
by Terry S. November 20, 2007
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Combination of massage and vagina, i.e., vaginal massage. Pronounced to rhyme with massage. More often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. Also practiced to relieve vaginal cramps.
Betty and Sue are so into vassages these days, I haven't seen them at breakfast all weekend!
by Jay Bishop February 12, 2013
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Um girls, now do we really like the word fingering? It's kinda awkward to say. HOKAY SO, vassage is when a finger is introduced to the vagina canal.
"Hey Sue, what did you do with Randy last night?"
"Well we kissed for a while then did something unexpectedly!"
"WHAT? NO WAY. What did he do?"
"He gave me a vassage (vah-sawg)."
"OMG. Nice."
by All thanks to Avery November 11, 2008
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