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Take all your fears, your grandpas fart, that scary lady on the corner, fears of being hacked/cracked and x them all by 100...it sums it up pretty much
"You see Vaspim? Run."
vaspim by jynxxxx May 3, 2006
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vaspim • Vasim • Vaspid • Vasping
Synonymous to the Portuguese word for faggot, a vaspim is a small, egotistical child with abandonment issues and a vast understanding of common psychology. A vaspim will force it's way onto a forum, and once there, it will proceed to destroy the forum from the inside out. Despite it's egotistical attempts to make itself seem better, it fails in the long run since no one has ever heard of it.
Oh, it's just a vaspim. Let's just leave it to die in a corner.

A vaspim? Yes, just ignore it.

VASPIM?! KILL IT!
vaspim by Vaspim Hater December 12, 2008
Small burrowing rodent, often leaves skidmarks in it's wake. No apparent life other than 'pwning' regs, rookies and flamers alike.
Webster's Definitive says it's synonymous for 'faggot' in portuguese. Webster's is correct.
Innocent bystander: Shit, it's Vaspim.
Innocent bystander2: Just ignore him, maybe he'll go away...
vaspim by A Divine Source October 14, 2006
Person who flirts over anything he gets, in some cases it doesn't even have to be a human being! Such people has unique ability to charm people. They always carry a book in their hands and use them to start conversations with chicks!

Such people are extremely friendly and active in 3pm to 3am of time period and extremely annoying and lazy in other half of the day!

They have super natural power of imagination and great seance of visualization. These seances are so refined that any physical obstetrical between subject's body and them can be nullified when every they want!!!

Such people are typical of KRIBHCO. However, now a days they are found flirting on CEPT campus Ahmedabad.
Example - 1

Guy : Check him out, he is in deep intellectual discussion with that girl.

Other Guy : Come on man, he is just vasiming!!! I am sure he is going to have her company over the dinner tonight. (Wink)

Example - 2

Boy : Dude, Its 3.30 pm & our college finishes at 2!!! You've gone so vasimed in first semester itself!!!

Example - 3

Boy on college campus...

Hey, check out Vaga, he is in some deep thoughts.

Other boy - Dude, can you see that girl some 300M away? He is Vasiming her up!!!
(Nod of Agreement.....)
Vasim by Define.... July 8, 2011
The act of placing a vape in ones asshole, then taking a hit from said vape while it is still in the butthole.
Hey, I saw Gary and john vasping. It was nasty.
Vasping by Papa Jango May 4, 2019
Vaspid sweats at Games
Vaspid by M A D R I X June 21, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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