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(N) a person, typically male, that is absolutely bottom-of-the-barrel. Never fits in, yet constantly tries to, and is oblivious to his being the black sheep while still finding himself to be hilarious or very attractive. May date smaller, spurrier blonde women and "fall in love" with them after two weeks of sporadic dating (while she is getting plowed by several other men). Usually found in either Nebraska or Las Vegas, plaguing individuals with his total lack of self-worth.

Varwig could also be used in reference to feces or a rectum.

"God, that guy is such a varwig."
Or
"I just took the biggest varwig, it filled the bowl."
Or
"I may try to put it in her varwig tonight."

varwig by Floppy wiener May 27, 2014

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varnigh

1. Northern England adj. very nearly, almost (always negative).

Used in areas of Northern England to signify "very nearly" or "almost" in a negative concept.

How mate, you varnigh spilled my pint!

I varnigh punched him in the face.

varnigh by LGF92 January 19, 2010

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vardig

a person's underwear.

Driggs did Boo Boo in his vardig. Hey, it is shit.

vardig by R Muk March 25, 2008

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varigo

varigo is the ship between Varian and Hugo from tangled (go to YouTube for more information , I'm not a dictionary pfft)

varigo is perfect and everyone who ships it is a happy person

varigo is my otp , I would literally die for these two

varigo by I would die for varian August 15, 2020

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Vartigonic

A particular type of edible liquid, of the unreasonably foul kind, typically consisting of overuse of butter starch and categorical disagreement to a degree not permissible by the dimensional high council, for it's disgust and tendency to cause cataclysmic diarrhea, to such an extent that only certain beings can even process it's compounds.

Stanch was so overwhelmed by the sheer vartigonic of his ice of glass tea, to the extent that he expelled most of what he had for lunch the previous daylight cycle.

Vartigonic by ScreeeTurkey January 5, 2022

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varnigh

varnigh is a northern slang for very nearly

you varnigh hit that woman then with that ball

varnigh by judy March 15, 2004

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vardig

a person's underwear.

Driggs did Boo Boo in his vardig. Hey, it is shit.

vardig by R Muk March 23, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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