Varf

When yo friend is funny as hell and you laugh so hard when you go to burp you vomit.

"Bro what is he doing" "Bro I'm so hella funny that I made him varf"

by brooklyn5502 February 28, 2015

Varf

A Varf is a vampiric Smurf, that lives in a vacuum, that evolved from a fur ball coughed up by a Persian cat.

Oh My Friggin god, Is that a Varf on your rug!

by Emilio Ramos May 14, 2008

varf

A vaginal barf, i.e. vomiting towards or into the vagina.

I was so drunk, I was going down on this chick and totally varfed her!

by queeford the big red dog December 16, 2008