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venusauring 

Verb

The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.
You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.
venusauring by memorysaurus March 5, 2014
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Venusaur 

1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.
"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."
Venusaur by Boberto111 January 28, 2018
A very nice girl who anyone can be friends with. She can cheer you up if you are ever down and is very talented especially with dancing. She is very pretty and her hair is amazing.If you are her friend you should be lucky to have her.
Person 1: I wish Vanesa was my friend
Person 2 : yeah she is my friend and she is awsome
Vanesa by Kkkkjjkkyuyg November 2, 2019
Vanesa’s are usually very outgoing have many friends and is very popular a lot of people want to be her. She is very trust worthy and loving towards her friends. She is crazy and super hyper. She doesn’t like to show her emotions but she is very sensitive. She is so damn beautiful and her body is great. She is adorable if you meet a Vanesa never let her go.
Guy 1: Is that Vanesa damn she looks good
Vanesa by Rickyscott February 23, 2019
Vanesa is a very nice girl if your on her good side! She is very sensitive but she will laugh at anything she is very hyper! She tries her best to cheer anyone up she is loyal to her friends and boyfriend she’s also very smart!
Girl: Vanesa helped me through my break up
Vanesa by Nessa1110 December 26, 2019
A cool person who is always good at it and makes everyone smile on the face.
Vanisa have always a smile on her face
vanisa by Lea1234 December 31, 2016