a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.
hey dad look at that vantard!
by alex December 06, 2003
The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.
Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard
by 1upChuka July 07, 2009