a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.
hey dad look at that vantard!
by alex December 06, 2003
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The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.
Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard
by 1upChuka July 07, 2009