A person who believes that their Chevy Traverse is a truck and demands that others call it truck, when, in fact, it is little more than a minivan.
Adam: I got my wiener stuck in a dude's butt yesterday like my truck gets stuck in the mud.
Ozzie: Get the fuck out here, you vansvestite. Your Traverse isn't a truck, it's a van and you can't make me think otherwise.
by P-fart April 17, 2020
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