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Vanishing Pussy Syndrome 

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically
Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!
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Myspace Vanishing Act 

To delete your myspace.com profile without warnings to your online friends.

To drop off the myspace earth.

This is usually necessary due to myspace stalkers, psychotics that take myspace too seriously or a general distaste for what myspace has done to your life.
I went on Jane's profile today, she pulled a myspace vanishing act!

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress

The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.
The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.
Word of the Day on September 19, 2022

Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa
In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

curse of vanishing 

My dad when I was four years old
Please come back dad
He used the book called curse of vanishing
curse of vanishing by Venusaur September 19, 2019

vanishing point 

A road film, starring Barry Newman and directed by Richard Sarafian, and released by 20th Century Fox in 1971. Basically, a former solider/cop/racecar driver bets his drug dealer he can get a white Dodge Challenger to San Francisco, CA (from Denver, CO)in 15 hours or less... of course, the Highway Patrol gets pissed and chases him from Rifle, CO all the way to the border of California... along the way, he meets hippies, snake-cultists turned Christian musiccians, nudists, and homosexual robbers, until the end. The story is mostly told through a series of flashbacks, showing Kowalski's (Newman)life, up until the present.
Guy 1: Dude, WTF is Vanishing Point?
Guy 2: It's a 70s road movie starring Barry Newman, Cleavon Little, Charlotte Rampling, etc. and directed by Richard C. Sarafian.
vanishing point by everyman1 August 22, 2006

Vanishing Mind 

Alzheimer's disease (AD), one form of dementia. A progressive, degenerative brain disease. It affects memory, thinking, and behavior.
— "Honey... why is your grandma acting as if it were the first time we meet?"
Oh sweety!... I forgot to tell you, she has a vanishing mind."
Vanishing Mind by rperazag June 26, 2010