Top Definition
Contraction from the Dutch words:

van = from

pruik = pubic hair used to cover severe irreciproque baldness

em = uhm

Used for old farting baldheaded talentless bloggers with a Narcissuscomplex and lethal bad breath, fond of meat staves in all bodily cavities

Sometimes spelled as: vanruikem, vantuigem or vanfluimem
There, just behind that Kia Kiekeboe: a Smegmavorus Spermasaurus rex!

Oh, do you mean: vanpruikem?
#pubic hair #fart #baldhead #blogger #narcissus #meat stave #bad breath #ehm
by E. King July 30, 2012
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