Vanity

To be obsessed with how you look, to love oneself's image, to think you are the most gorgeous thing on two legsvain

(Looking at girl staring at herself in mirror) "Jees that girl is so vain look at her loving herself" etc

by Kat November 13, 2004

Vanity

The mirror perceived by one's self. Vanity will manifest ironclad in opinions, behaviours, narratives and emotional response when indulged. Allied with, but not as demonised as the apprentice Narcissist, the vain wield a dormant human instinct that allows fringe aspects of humanity excuses to bloom. Love was conceived on the altar of Vanity.

person 1- "if the eyes are the window to the soul, vanity is the contact lens required"
person 2- "you are so shallow and lowbrow sometimes"

by 2099 October 31, 2014

vanity

The great affliction of the modern world. The unintentional judgement by one person of another persons suitability as a friend, associate, or future lover based predominantly on their appearance. A society/marketing driven concept

VANITY
A)"i need to look like this"( otherwise i will be rejected by SUITABLE people)
B)"That person LOOKS a freak"(this person must not have involvement in my life........... that person was so different from what i thought)

by p123 November 4, 2006

Vanity

1. An indescribably gorgeous woman who loves to laugh, thinks of others before herself and loves fashion. She can light up the darkest rooms with her personality and has the most mesmerizing eyes.

2.Sweet, shy, and trustworthy friend/girlfriend.

Vanity makes me feel amazing!

by Phenomenonperson January 11, 2012

VanitY

A metal group located out of Clearlake California(sadly). it consists of an EPIC drummer Tyler Rose, a GREAT rythm guitarist Sean McAlister, a BOSS lead guitarist/ vocalist Jeremy Cremer, and a FAT but AWESOME manager Andy Vieira. "FUCK THE BASS"

guy 1: hey did u see VanitY, there epic.
guy 2: i know, i wish i was as good as them

by FatKidd69 January 11, 2012

Vanity

Emptiness; essentially, that which is why you don't understand.

You tend to drive others away in your vanity.

by IcyHaku June 13, 2006

Vanity

a sad indivdual with no real friends, just those on myspace, of which he has several thousand.
Thinks he is perfect, but really a pathetic wannabe.
May suffer from obesity/ bad hair
Often has a britney obsession, brought on by a desire to copy Chris Crocker

'pc4pc?
w4w?
save britney!
3K no proof!'

'omg he's such a vanity'

by ilybritney February 12, 2008