vandertext

to recieve or send a sexually explicit text message via cell phone.

This is not a real word yet...it shall catch on.

After watching Eurotrip, I sent my friend a vandertext, and he was very happy

by marX0rs June 7, 2007

Vandersex

A cultural manner of dress where felt blazers meet unnecessary turtle necks, or cardigans meet extremely tight undershirts in a monochromatic style clash that is perfect for every business setting. Not complete without a minimum one roll at the bottom of every pair of pants. Paired beautifully with legacy hair styles and overly gaudy jewelry, namely leather dog collars, and fake expensive watches. Must be accompanied with a true sense of confidence the style is something to be admired and emulated. Is the modern power style, where you exude, Big Meeting Energy in every setting.

Employee: Does anyone know how we are supposed to dress for that big budget meeting next week. Supervisor: Ya definitely it’s Vandersex all the way, because Vandersex is so good. Employee: Is that in season right now? Supervisor: It’s always in season bitch.

by UrbDick1979 November 19, 2021

vandersex

kinky stuff when ur on a road trip in europe

Jackie loves to do Vandersex

by EROC July 19, 2004

vandersex

A crazy mo-fo who at first glance seems like a good little boy, but turns out to be a hell-raiser and complete ladies man.

That vandersex is the shit.

by brntkps February 6, 2010

vandersexxx

something that everyone seems to drop or leave at random places

"You dropped your vandersexxx back there."

by Team 7! January 16, 2008

vandersex

to have sex with the janitor

let's have some VANDERSEX

by EROC July 18, 2004

vanderventer

A Vanderventer is someone you'll want to keep around. They are a person who will never fail to make you laugh, and always captures the attention when they walk in a room. If they are a girl, they are most likely the 'It girl' of the social setting; if they're a boy, they are most likely ballin with some cash. They have no problem being honest and will put you in your place if needed, but it's all out of love.

"Look at all of that cash! They must be a Vanderventer"

"She's a Vanderventer, she's too good for me"

by packersmegafan679 June 11, 2017