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vandertext 

to recieve or send a sexually explicit text message via cell phone.

This is not a real word yet...it shall catch on.
After watching Eurotrip, I sent my friend a vandertext, and he was very happy
vandertext by marX0rs June 7, 2007
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Vandersex 

A cultural manner of dress where felt blazers meet unnecessary turtle necks, or cardigans meet extremely tight undershirts in a monochromatic style clash that is perfect for every business setting. Not complete without a minimum one roll at the bottom of every pair of pants. Paired beautifully with legacy hair styles and overly gaudy jewelry, namely leather dog collars, and fake expensive watches. Must be accompanied with a true sense of confidence the style is something to be admired and emulated. Is the modern power style, where you exude, Big Meeting Energy in every setting.
Employee: Does anyone know how we are supposed to dress for that big budget meeting next week. Supervisor: Ya definitely it’s Vandersex all the way, because Vandersex is so good. Employee: Is that in season right now? Supervisor: It’s always in season bitch.
Vandersex by UrbDick1979 November 19, 2021

vandersex 

kinky stuff when ur on a road trip in europe
Jackie loves to do Vandersex
vandersex by EROC July 19, 2004

vandersex 

A crazy mo-fo who at first glance seems like a good little boy, but turns out to be a hell-raiser and complete ladies man.
That vandersex is the shit.
vandersex by brntkps February 6, 2010

vandersexxx 

something that everyone seems to drop or leave at random places
"You dropped your vandersexxx back there."
vandersexxx by Team 7! January 16, 2008

vandersex 

let's have some VANDERSEX
vandersex by EROC July 18, 2004

vanderventer 

A Vanderventer is someone you'll want to keep around. They are a person who will never fail to make you laugh, and always captures the attention when they walk in a room. If they are a girl, they are most likely the 'It girl' of the social setting; if they're a boy, they are most likely ballin with some cash. They have no problem being honest and will put you in your place if needed, but it's all out of love.
"Look at all of that cash! They must be a Vanderventer"

"She's a Vanderventer, she's too good for me"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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