A Nomadic juggler, goes from one part of the country to another juggling at Vaudeville shows and is very uppity about it, “oh look at me I can juggle and no one else can.” Vandersnute’s often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona they embody is self loathing narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnute. Great juggler, bad lover. That’s what they say.

Handicapped Vandersnute’s juggle from a wheelchair. If a Vandersnute becomes disabled their proud heritage will keep them juggling. When a Vandersnute can’t juggle anymore they are cast out of the herd and into the wilderness like their forefathers.
Last week at the carnival I saw two Vandersnute’s juggling on unicycles, they were offensive and repugnant.
by WillyMo May 31, 2022
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A Nomadic juggler, goes from one part of the country to another juggling at Vaudeville shows and is very uppity about it, “oh look at me I can juggle and no one else can.”

Vandersnute’s often juggle while riding a unicycle to prove that they’re better than even regular jugglers. The persona that they embody is self loathing narcissistic and they are ineffective emotional partners. Everyone knows that about a vandersnute. Great juggler, bad lover. That’s what they say.

If a vandersnute becomes disabled/handicapped, they will juggle from their wheelchair. If a vandersnute is ever unable to juggle, they will be kicked out of the herd and cast into the wilderness like their forefathers.
Look at that vandersnute over there juggling on his unicycle, how repugnant!
by WillyMo June 1, 2022
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