To accidentally excrete poo from one's anus into one's pants, generally due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all bowel control has been lost.
"Oh man... I got SO drunk the other night at this party, I Vanced everywhere... I had to remove my Vance pants and walk home in the nude".

"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".
by TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR !!! March 25, 2013

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A grimy, nasty beast that wallows in the depths of hell, kissing demon feet and trying to survive a hollow life
That vance was so nasty. He will never amount to anything.
by 585876576985876 May 16, 2014

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Bad with puns, no trust
Molested some children once, well at least tried to.

His memes are shit too.

Oh yeah, his brother is a communist too.
"Vance, do you have friends?"
"Who needs friends when you have math?"
by Iamthevillain January 12, 2017

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A reverse boner, your penis goes back up into your body.
Dude, that girl was so ugly, that she gave me a vance.
by TheShogunDude October 05, 2012

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A whiny little bitch who annoys the fuck out of me.
"God damn it Timmy, stop being a damn Vance!!"
by Cod90Gamer May 17, 2016

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a slang term for a penis, usually used to insult somebody.
Dude your vance is out! God you're such a vance.
by The P. Master April 17, 2010

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A name given to someone who makes bets about arbitrary things. This person will also claim to have made bets with others for some quick cash.
"Rob you are such a vance I never made a bet with you."
by arrrg12 August 29, 2007

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