A reverse boner, your penis goes back up into your body.
Dude, that girl was so ugly, that she gave me a vance.
a slang term for a penis, usually used to insult somebody.
Dude your vance is out! God you're such a vance.
A name given to someone who makes bets about arbitrary things. This person will also claim to have made bets with others for some quick cash.
"Rob you are such a vance
I never made a bet with you."
Person obsessed with Japanese things. The normal Japanese person would call him, "Otaku." Funny, charming, most of the times an idiot. Sensitive at heart, but covering it is stupidity.
That vance is such an idiot!
That vance is sooo japanese, it scares me.
a wussy person: one who is displeasurable to be around. (normally a man)
vance-like person: "Oh No! I just got expo-marker dust all over my yellow shirt!"
Dried semen. An unsightly stain.
After Tommy Vance, UK radio DJ.