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dick curtain

a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.
"did you see how small his dick curtain was?"

"yeah i bet his dick is smaller than vances"
by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020
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vance

a homophobic boy who is insecure about his small penis
faith: Vance has a small penis
*Vance has left the group*
abby: 🦐
by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020
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