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A gorges, smart girl, kind, usually tall with brownish gold hair. She is a great friend who will always be there for you she loves her music.. especially singing and cant help herself. She can make anyone laugh with her sense of humor, people. She is a complete lunatic and has a very short temper. If she doesn't like you she wont be mean but she will be very short with you. When she walks through the door all eyes are on her. She is drawn to people with an amazing sense of humor.

She has been broken by boys that don't respect her and is having a hard time getting over it.

Once you have a place in her heart there's no getting out.She will love you with every bit of her and once she trusts you she will tell you everything.

She has to know everything and will try everything to know. Secrets are not kept from her for a long time.
:Who's she

:Valita
: She's gorges

: Dude she is my cousin
Valita by Rawrateme March 12, 2013
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Often refers to one who lacks total and utter common sense.
Dude, that valtard just lit his pubes on fire trying to light his cigarette.
Valtard by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008

Most Valuable Drunk 

Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crew that can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them
Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...
Most Valuable Drunk by king jay March 27, 2008

Valuator 

The best person to ever exist. Enjoys eating ham, and watching top tier anime that his friend Dougelo provided to him. Also TheBigChuckk is a piece of garbage and is a waste of life and no one will ever love him because he is an unwanted piece of ham. Valuator is above all other beings in the universe.
TheBigChuckk: Hey Chonk you know that valuator guy.

Chonk: yah he is an amazing being unlike you, you garbage piece of unwanted hotdog skin
Valuator by Dougelo March 25, 2022
A hybrid created by the sexual union of a control freak egomaniac who trusts no one and a retarded uptight uncommunicative dissatisfied fat Marxist Lennonist germ-a-phobe who hates everything. The progeny of which develops into a retarded untrusting controlling egomaniac that’s is never satisfied , rarely speaks except to complain about a society that he is really unappreciative of.
The Lund mated with a chepa sucio who later gave birth to a Valtard .
Valtard by Doogie Robertson February 24, 2008

Cum Valuation 

The Cum Valuation is the value your cum holds, which can be found in the stickiness, thickness, colour, sperm cells and amount of cum presented to the Cum Evaluator
Chad: Nice cum valuation bro, its real thick!

William: thanks bro, its all thanks to No Nut November