valopeura 

Valopeura is really fag looking decoration for porches, its used especially on christmas. Its caribou/wild reindeer made of lightbeam sticks. "light-caribou" is the english word for it.

dude 1# :"dude look! LIGHT! ITS VALOPEURA! (LIGHT CARIBOU!)"
dude 2# :"who the fuck keeps light caribou on their porch!"
Dude 1&2: *laugh* "so retarded!"

valopeura by dude 1# February 4, 2007

valopturus 

somthing big and squishy (usually a woman's thick juicy thigh)

john: ayo steve did you feel my moms valopturus thigh

steve: yeah man that thigh was thick and juciy

valopturus by gghjkll July 12, 2021